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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?โ€ฆNo you hang up first! Hello? 911?

rnackenzie:

if you donโ€™t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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